Thoughts of a Violinist Giraffe

A fear that I might have had something compromised on this dumb site got me logging back into it and now I see it’s cleaned itself up somewhat.

I guess I’m back.

alberolingarn-deactivated202102:

explorerrowan:

littlesouthernwolfe:

I already knew, but it’s nice to have a chart.

I love chili posters! My favorite:

(Photos by Mark Miller)

And then like, for example, dried jalapeños have multiple names based on how dry, the color, whether they’re smoked (chipotle vs. mulatto etc).

So good. Long live Mexico (long live Alta California too!) and long live Mexican cooking. And chiles. M

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critrolestats:

Thanks to @TriaElf9 for this art piece! See the original at https://twitter.com/TriaElf9/status/1162192061220528133

Sam: We need a counter for how many times she says, “ja.”
Travis: CritRoleStats is on the job.
Marisha: You don’t want to give them that task. That’s a fool’s errand.
Laura: Yeah, no, they’re like “…Why.”
Mica: Everybody just sighed at CritRoleStats.

Das stimmt, ja.

Number of times “ja” was said during Episode 2-75: 53
Number of times Marisha said “ja”: 40

Read more at critrolestats.com

Ach nein, warum spricht sie auf schlechtes Deutsch? 😂

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to vote

Some 39 year old: I agree completely

Guy in a lab coat: *can’t fucking write fast enough*

Don’t forget sociologists, because the social interaction on here is, dare I say, fascinating.

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duckman-hmm:

hey don’t label traditional mythologies as fuckin cryptids. yokai aren’t cryptids, w/ndigo are not cryptids, pukwudgie aren’t cryptids.

TRADITIONAL MYTHOLOGIES ARE NOT CRYPTIDS. 

cryptids are creatures with a disputed existence OUTSIDE OF MYTHOLOGY. like fresno nightcrawlers, mothman, bigfoot, flatwoods monster, jersey devil. NOT mythology, and NOT indigenous stories.

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yorripi:

prblms:

thomasthetalkingengine:

anus:

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

Usually one pillow, but two pillows if it ain’t comfy enough

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mad-hare:

nesanica007:

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

He feet too big for he gotdam leg too big for he gotdam body too big for he gotdam head

Human babies are actually disproportionate as well - we’ve just gotten too used to it as a species.

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